Remember in the movie "Better Off Dead" when John Cusack and Booger are up on the mountain and Booger gets excited after snorting some snow? Booger yells, "This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"
Check out this article from radio personality Mike Gallagher. Rarely does one find such intense concentrated stupidity crammed into so few words. Indeed it is pure stupidity, the street value of which is incalcuable. Read it just to bask in its glory.