Friday, June 15, 2007

Rudolph Giuliani's 12 Commitments

Link to the list:
1. I will keep America on offense in the Terrorists' War on Us.
2. I will end illegal immigration, secure our borders, and identify every non-citizen in our nation.
3. I will restore fiscal discipline and cut wasteful Washington spending.
4. I will cut taxes and reform the tax code.
5. I will impose accountability on Washington.
6. I will lead America towards energy independence.
7. I will give Americans more control over and access to healthcare with affordable and portable free-market solutions.
8. I will increase adoptions, decrease abortions, and protect the quality of life for our children.
9. I will reform the legal system and appoint strict constructionist judges.
10. I will ensure that every community in America is prepared for terrorist attacks and natural disasters.
11. I will provide access to a quality education to every child in America by giving real school choice to parents.
12. I will expand America's involvement in the global economy and strengthen our reputation around the world."

3 comments:

Bill L. said...

Those are BIG promises! Good luck Rudi.
He certainly sounds like a good conservative Republican we could all vote for.

Dane said...

1. I will keep America on offense in the Terrorists' War on Us.

Aren't we already doing that?

2. I will end illegal immigration, secure our borders, and identify every non-citizen in our nation.

Won't work. Try and do that in Greeley, Colorado. Can't even do it here...unless mandatory house searches,closed cities,etc happens.

3. I will restore fiscal discipline and cut wasteful Washington spending.

--Um, how?

4. I will cut taxes and reform the tax code.

--How can this be done with points 10-12?

5. I will impose accountability on Washington.

I'll eat my hat if he can do that.

6. I will lead America towards energy independence.

Can't happen. Rednecks loves themz bigun' trucks. (Ask Stephen...he must have see some down in the South.)

7. I will give Americans more control over and access to healthcare with affordable and portable free-market solutions.

--Um, how?

8. I will increase adoptions, decrease abortions, and protect the quality of life for our children.

More adoptions? Are you sure Angelina Jolie can handle more kids?

9. I will reform the legal system and appoint strict constructionist judges.

Good. Me likey this one.

10. I will ensure that every community in America is prepared for terrorist attacks and natural disasters.

Ooooh. Tough. I don't know how he could even think he could pull that off without spending a lot of cash. (More taxes? Bigger deficit?)

11. I will provide access to a quality education to every child in America by giving real school choice to parents.

Finally.A politician that likes schools.

12. I will expand America's involvement in the global economy and strengthen our reputation around the world.

We're gonna buy us some Toyotas for the Presidential Motorcage!

Anonymous said...

did you guys hear rudi was mayor of new york during 9/11?