Wednesday, September 28, 2005

I Hope It's True

Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina:

It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.
Awesome. U.S. Navy-trained dolphins roaming the seas looking to kill terrorists. No wonder the Navy hits all of its recruiting goals.

Now if we could just get a few more carrier groups, battleships, and those new destroyers to go along side those dolphins, the Big Tent will be happy.



padawan john said...

I only hope the dolphin has frickin lasers on its head.

The Wife said...

I second that.

Paul said...

Funniest Onion headline ever:
Dolphins Develop Opposable Thumbs; Mankind Gasps, 'Holy S#$t'

Paul said...

Paul said...

sorry, but these are just too good.