It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.Awesome. U.S. Navy-trained dolphins roaming the seas looking to kill terrorists. No wonder the Navy hits all of its recruiting goals.
Now if we could just get a few more carrier groups, battleships, and those new destroyers to go along side those dolphins, the Big Tent will be happy.
Awesome.
4 comments:
I only hope the dolphin has frickin lasers on its head.
Funniest Onion headline ever:
Dolphins Develop Opposable Thumbs; Mankind Gasps, 'Holy S#$t'
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315
sorry, but these are just too good.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37893
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