Brilliant

A gal named Lindy West is not impressed with Sex and the City. A sampling:

It is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache. This is an entirely inappropriate length for what is essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls.

There are many bad words, all of them deployed perfectly. Read the whole thing if you are okay with that.