In What City Did You Honeymoon?

Why are bank security questions so monstrously stupid?

I had to log on to get my insurance bill today, and had to answer not 1 but 3 separate security questions. Unfortunately, I couldn't remember what I had put as my first job, nor how I had spelled my first car. So the system locked me out, and I had to call the 1-800 number. grrr...