My wife was at her Bible study on Sunday at the church. A homeless lady wandered in and asked if anyone could give her a coat or some shoes. The leader of the Bible study took the homeless lady to get a coat, some shoes, and other clothes then offered her some food. The homeless lady said: "No thanks. I am going to Starbucks to get a sandwich."
My wife's response: "Who would turn down a bunch of good, homemade southern cooking for a Starbucks sandwich?"