Save the Planet

Iowahawk has a list of ten things you can do to save the planet, inspired by Al Gore's new movie. Number 4 made me spit coffee all over my keyboard:

4. Don't Have Babies. Many people are shocked when they learn that fewer than 25% of the Screen Actors Guild and Directors Guild have been spayed or neutered. Sure, babies make great fashion accessories and it's fun to give them awesome names, like Kumquat Wildebeest Paltrow and Toploader Enchilada Cage. But these miniature humans will eventually grow and begin ravenously consuming the Earth's depleted reserves of aux pairs and psychotherapists.

(Hat tip to the New Criterion blog.)