A coworker and I were just wandering around the bookstore on post. The bookstore, wonderful haven that it is, is almost entirely filled with military history titles. My coworker said that she wished she had the time and resources to spend all day everyday just reading books. Of course I agreed, and added, "Yeah, it wouldn't be too bad to spend a little time in jail, just to get some reading done."
If you are nodding your head right now, you are probably a pretty sick individual. Or at least a graduate student.
(Of course all this is predicated on jail not including all those, ahem, extracurricular activities. But you get the point.)