All the best (and worst) made-up quotations from the last week or so, inspired by the ridiculous Thomas Jefferson non-quotation, "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism." Remember, none of these are real, and all of them are stupid:
"Theft is the highest form of giving."
"Mother Earth told me to kill you.'
"No man loves his country more than he who speaks out against it."
"Starvation is the highest form of fulfillment."
"To steal from a child is to invest in the future."
"We must burn down all vestiges of the past to build a brighter future."
"Protest is the surest path to progress."
"Revolution is the highest form of coexistence."
"Only through violent revolution will we ever truly know peace."
"Only by plucking out the eyes of our enemies will we ever gain sight."
-Thomas "Tip" O'Neill
"Blind rage is the highest form of peaceful enlightenment."
-Federalist No. 32
"The road to a better future is illuminated only by the intense burning fervor of true believers."
"Poverty and virtue are one and the same."
-William Jennings Bryan