Monday, May 01, 2006

Big Tent Casting Call: Revenge of the Nerds Remake

Yes, it's true. Revenge of the Nerds is being remade. I hereby ask for recommendations from our readers as to who should play the following roles (Yes, Big Tent contributors are eligible, but be nice):

Gilbert:
Lewis:
Booger:
Poindexter:
Lamar Latrell:
Ogre:
Betty:
Stan Gable:
Coach:
Toshiro:
Wormser:
The Lambda Lambda Lambda Head Honcho:
(Any others I left out):

And yes, I called up these character names from memory. My God I'm Pathetic.

Let the debate begin!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess Tom could be coach.

Tom said...

Okay, I'll bite:

Gilbert and Lewis could be pretty much anyone, for example Ryan Reynolds and Sean William Scott.

Jon Heder for Poindexter (that's too easy).

John Cho (from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle) for Toshiro.

Samuel L. Jackson for the head of Lambda Lambda Lambda.

Terrell Owens for Lamar.

And I'm going to pretend that you didn't suggest that anyone else but Booger could play Booger. I mean, that's Booger. I don't care that he's 53 years old now and played the Turkish founder of Atlantic Records in Ray. He's Booger and he'll always be Booger, dammit.

jc said...

"Terrell Owens for Lamar."

Oh, that is GOOD.

Or, I guess, after seeing an episode of "dancing with the stars" (my sister was watching it, I swear), it could easily be Jerry Rice....

Stephen said...

On an unrelated subject. I heard a rumor that JD is actually a good dancer. Could that be true?

J.D. said...

I plead the fifth on the grounds that my testimony could incriminate me.