He's Kinda Got To

But I think Jonah Goldberg knows that he is just pretending we care that Katie Couric is becoming the new anchor on CBS evening news. We don't. This paragraph made me chuckle:

Consider Barbara Walters. In the '70s and '80s, it was drummed into us that she was the Susan B. Anthony of American journalism. Even today, whenever her bona fides as a serious journalist are questioned, she gets her hackles up and plays the angered feminist. Then she returns to asking Hollywood movie stars what kind of tree they would be if they could be a tree and hosting that paragon of Cafe Vienna Moment journalism, The View.