Thursday, February 16, 2006

Of Course

Our best chance for a medal in men's figure skating, a fella named Johnny Weir, finished fifth after getting his schedule thrown off by missing the bus. The bus issue led to other problems:

"I never felt comfortable in this building," Johnny said after dropping from second to fifth. "I didn't feel my inner peace. I didn't feel my aura. I was black inside."
Yep, he's a Red Sox fan.

5 comments:

dcat said...

I will now set myself on fire.

dcat

Paul said...

Maybe he can dry his tears with his 'CCCP' jersey.

Paul said...

Jacket, that is.

dcat said...

Paul --
He's a skater. That means but one lone tear trickling down the face, mime-style.
dcat

Paul said...

Then maybe he can use that jacket for wiping something else.