Thursday, January 12, 2006

Funny Blog

Nihilist in Golf Pants. Some highlights include the "Alito Hearing Verbosity Index" and "Top 11 Better Names than "Splash" For Ted Kennedy's Dog."

The "In Search of LAUGHTER at the Alito Hearing: Day One" post includes this bit:

GRASSLEY (Speaking immediately after Senator Kennedy’s opening statement): I have a much more positive view of Judge Alito.
(LAUGHTER)


Grassley shows good instincts by taking a jab at Kennedy, but it could have used more zing. Next time try something like this:
I have a much more positive view of Judge Alito – what’s your problem Teddy? Couldn’t you find a case where he gave the defendant a slap on the wrist after he drove his secretary off a bridge?

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