Saturday, October 01, 2005


North Korea is still a pain in the ass. I don't agree with this article's author about the solution of completely ignoring them. Instead, we should give them a taste of their own medicine. Find some schizophrenic at the State Dept. (I'm sure there's plenty), take them off their meds, send them to the people's paradise as negotiator, and enjoy the fun.
Monday: I'm sorry, we surrender. (whimper) Please don't hurt us, we'll give you whatever you want. (whine) Here's the keys to my car.
Tuesday: Death to North Korea! We will grind you to dust! (froth) We demand a yearly tribute of 5 tons of kimchi, 50,000 teddy bears, and all the Mexican pesos you can fit in this shoebox! (gurgle)

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