Friday, September 23, 2005
From Sports Guy: "On behalf of the Guys Who Own Daunte Culpepper In Their Fantasy League And Are Officially Sweating Bullets Association, I'd like to apologize for what happened to our special hotline number last week -- we simply didn't have enough operators available to talk to everyone. Please be patient, we're doing the best we can. In the mean time, avoid any and all fantasy Web sites, don't read the Minnesota papers, don't operate any heavy machinery, make sure you're around plenty of people this Sunday, and if you need to drink heavily, do so -- just make sure you have a ride home. We're going to get through this. Just remember, a QB can still put up solid fantasy stats in 38-24 blowout defeats, especially in a league in which turnovers don't count. Keep telling yourself this."