Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion.

My head just exploded.

Update: Of course this story is a fraud. If you aren't already there yet, feel free to ignore everything I say.

4 comments:

J.D. said...

Tom,

I think I posted this a few months back and I believe Mark found that it was a hoax--one of those pirated pages that looks authentic. Or something. Mark?

Tom said...

I thought it looked familiar. I even looked in our archives. I guess I should have done one of those pesky Google searches.

Dang it.

You know what is funny though? That both of us found the story of a Cambodian Midget Fighting League and Lions fighting midgets in Cambodia in 2005 plausible.

J.D. said...

Great minds (with sick humor) think alike.

J.D. said...

What a movie it would make, though--just throw in someone getting impaled and we'd have a hit. Right, Tom?