Random Funny, er, I Mean Sexist Pig

I don't know who any of these people are, but in his latest Cowbell entry, Sports Guy reprinted this bit from an email about (what else?) a Red Sox game:

On the very slight chance that you missed it, John O'Hurley sang God Bless America for the seventh-inning stretch, and NESN interviewed him afterward. At the end of the interview, he showed off his new trophy wife, with whom he was celebrating his one-year anniversary. As things wrapped up, O'Hurley's parting comment was that 'the most amazing thing about her is that even after a year, she still has that new wife smell.'