A real paragraph from

the New York Times:
"His character has revealed glimpses of a humble biography on 'The Daily Show': he disclosed during the election that his father's occupation had been that of 'a turd farmer.' Mr. Colbert is, in fact, the youngest of 11 children who grew up in Charleston, S.C. His father was a doctor, his mother a homemaker."

"He added, "You can't hide that light under a bushel, to quote Jesus for comic effect."