Friday, April 29, 2005

Onion

I know this is usually Stephen's area, but I couldn't let this go by: Report: U.S. Foreign Policy Hurting American Students' Chances Of Getting Laid Abroad.

Best line: "'I asked a group of German girls at some Eurotrash disco to dance and they started yelling at me,' Knight said. 'They said that by paying taxes to the American government, I am no better than a fascist. Well, they would know, I guess.'"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would have no trouble hooking up in Europe. In the end, even "crazy" German girls could not keep their hands off me. Just a hunch . . . . .

If I ever have enough money to go to Europe, I plan to wear a cowboy hat and a tee shirt with an American flag and a Bush bumper sticker. And by the way and a little off the subject, does anyone really want to sleep with hairy French girls?

Stephen said...

We expect a full report upon your return.