Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Resignations

In case you didn't see it, we should note that Commerce Secretary Don Evans and Attorney General John Ashcroft are resigning. Here is a story with some speculation as to replacements.

Ashcroft will one more time beat some Muslim prisoners with a Bible, then he will shed his earthly guise, sprout leathery wings, and return back to the inferno to resume his pre-Attorney General career of torturing puppies and bunny-rabbits and other assorted cute furry things.

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