From the Big Tent mailbox (Fighting Sioux edition):

Observations from Old Europe

In Germany 'Mr. Clean' is called 'Mr. Proper.' I bought a shirt today
with 'anti-smell technology.' Much more importantly, in a park near my
apartment there is a graveyard for Soviet soldiers. Lately I've noticed a lot
of activity there. Today one of the workers told me, in German, that the dead
Soviet soldiers are being moved 'back to their homeland.'